Zach's definitions

School

1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences

I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom

by zach May 13, 2005

terp

Way of insulting someone's intelligence, like "dur."

"Oh man, I forgot to turn off my toaster, and my house burned down!"

"Terp."

by Zach May 13, 2005

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach May 13, 2005

God Speed

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness; velocity; rapidly; rate of motion; dispatch; as, the speed a horse or a vessel.

Good Luck.

God Speed.
Usualy said before some-one leaves on a long Trip.

by Zach May 13, 2005

soapbox

Refers to someone having the attention of others as they speak.

Comes from when, back in the day, people would stand on soap boxes in parks and give speeches.

He was out standing on the soapbox, bitching about how the world was unfair.

by Zach May 6, 2004

soapboxing

The act of proverbially standing on a soapbox. Usually involves speaking out about something.

My friends say I soapbox too much, but I say they're full of crap. Infact, that was my topic last week.

by Zach May 6, 2004

sexuopostintoxicism

n: The performance of sexual favors at the fulfillment of the demand that the receiving party drink themselves retarded.

Its not my fault, that bitch made me drinkee...I don't have to stand for it, that's sexuopostintoxicism. Im gonna call the police and sue her, you fucking guy. You do not ask dumb questions...you know damn right.

by zach May 10, 2004