Zach's definitions

jism

Jim's nickname, from American Wedding. Given to him by the stiffmeister.

HAH Look congradualations Jism.

by Zach June 25, 2004

clerk

To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.

This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.

by Zach October 25, 2004

joli

a very wet girl who loves it rough.
a joli does not scream, a joli moans.

deeeeaaaammmm that girl is a joli!

by zach June 22, 2006

skin head

skinheads are NOT NAZIS!!!! naziskins are called boneheads. skinheads are people who take pride in their working class heritage and often listen to oi, reggae, or ska. The Skinhead culture began in Jamaica, and was very closely tied to the Rude Boy culture. Some of the original Rude boys were also considered the original Skinheads.

WOW! That skinhead is not racist!

by zach November 3, 2004

Greyhawk

Greyhawk is a very retarded name that is unoriginal and was stolen from some old war movie. It is also a Dungeons and Dragons campaign setting. When this name is used by a player in a FPS this tells you that one, they have no skill, and two, they are the offspring of two nubs, yes a nublet.

"Greyhawk is a nublet.."
"HELL YEAH! HE IS ALSO NOT FUNNY!"
"HEY! You forgot he sucks at Magic!"
"Remember when he used to have Counter-Strike skills?"
"Yeah but then he started going out with Asha :("

by Zach November 29, 2004

babe

a girl or guy who is easy on the eyes, talented, and good looking, overall just very sexy. referred to as "babe".

sarah or maddie
"man, those girls are babes"

by zach December 1, 2004

raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

by Zach February 16, 2004