ZOE's definitions

peenarc

someone who watches you pee when you're getting drug tested to make sure you dont slip in someone else's pee.

The peenarc caught me unloading Laila's pee into the cup

by Zoe March 22, 2005

Granie

Our friend Granie is a bondage obssessed gimp. He longs for a gimpsuit and enjoys talking about playing with himself and sexmonkies. His ginger mullet is growing out of control and will probably soon take over the world.

Granie, ''Get me that sexmonkey in a gimpsuit!''
to the guy out of the Darkness,
''give ya fiver for that cool suit!!''

by Zoe November 26, 2003

Barlan

My boyfriends name, the most loving person ever. Love you papi.

I love you barlan! You are everything to me.

by Zoe December 30, 2004

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

Radar

Device used by the police to catch speeding motorists (and raise revenue). Usually in the shape of a hand held gun.

"I heard on the radio that there is a radar up ahead."

by Zoe February 21, 2005

Camelot

A fancy castle in whick King Arthur lived, housed the round table.Also, The Kennedys liked to call their dynasty this.

Camelot is not in California.

by zoe February 19, 2004

Rejected

The button the fun fun editors press when a definition is talking about someone who is virtually unknown.

Editor(me):*looking at page* *reads* "amanda is a sex seeking girl who is pregnant."
Editor(stillme): "WHO THE PLAGUE IS AMANDA!" *clicks reject button.

by zoe April 19, 2005