Definitions by YuOfTheNight

family friendly 

If someone is family friendly, then keep themselves from having sex before marriage hence the phrase “family friendly”

My friends girlfriend seemed very family friendly. She wasn’t family friendly at all and I know this because I heard that she had sex with my friend and my friend and his girlfriend aren’t even married to each other.

family friendly by YuOfTheNight April 3, 2020

Low budget nigga 

A potential boyfriend who is poor or doesn’t have a lot of money

Dear Girls,

Would you date a rapper if that rapper was a low budget nigga

Low budget nigga by YuOfTheNight March 25, 2020

Pull a Fassbender 

To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball

He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”

Pull a Fassbender by YuOfTheNight March 6, 2020

You’re toast 

Another way to say “you’re screwed”

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

You’re toast by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

Excitatory 

A fancy way to say “excited”

I got very excitatory when my crush smiled at me when she saw me.

Excitatory by YuOfTheNight February 4, 2020

mental boner 

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

mental boner by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

Salticy

Used to describe something both salty and spicy

I got some new shit at Squaw Bakery and it came with some powder. I guess you could say it’s really salticy

Salticy by YuOfTheNight December 22, 2019