Your non-existing friend's definitions
- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. If someone says that to you, then say this back to them especially the bullies:
1. Your so fat that when you travelled to space, there was no space
2. Stop describing yourself
3.If your heart was half as cute as my face, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. So I suggest you suck it up and stop being a brat!
4.If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.
5. search "Comebacks when someone calls you ugly" for more
1. Your so fat that when you travelled to space, there was no space
2. Stop describing yourself
3.If your heart was half as cute as my face, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. So I suggest you suck it up and stop being a brat!
4.If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.
5. search "Comebacks when someone calls you ugly" for more
You: Can you Go fuck urself
Spoiled brat : Nah i'm good I'd rather bully an ugly rat then failing half of the semester
You: You're the reason why god created the middle finger <<🖕>>
Spoiled brat : *Gasp*
Spoiled brat : Nah i'm good I'd rather bully an ugly rat then failing half of the semester
You: You're the reason why god created the middle finger <<🖕>>
Spoiled brat : *Gasp*
by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022
Get the UGLYmug. You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp
by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022
Get the Don't care + didn't askmug. It's mostly girls but it's when your "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is only dating you for money. They will ask you for your credit card and they go waste hundreds of dollars on stuff in a mall and they may also cheat on you. They take money out of your bank account and they may scream at you or leave you when you get fired or lose a job.
Gold digger: Hey babe~
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday
by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022
Get the Gold Diggermug. When your friend stabs you in the back by doing an act that you don't want to happen. He or She is also a bitch and a fake friend so don't make friends or else you will end up like this and have a sad life. Also traitors don't talk to you that much and ask you for help on a text/exam or ask you for money of something. If you think one of your friends is a traitor then this whole definition describes their personality.
You: *hanging out with real friends in the cafeteria*
Traitor: Hey umm your (name) right? Can I borrow $500 dollars because I need it to buy a laptop for "school"
You: (POV: Bruh get a job)
Traitor: Hey umm your (name) right? Can I borrow $500 dollars because I need it to buy a laptop for "school"
You: (POV: Bruh get a job)
by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022
Get the Traitormug. A non-human who is extra and fights with you over little things for example your sibling was supposed to do the dishes but he/she told you to do it but it was your sibling who was supposed to do it and then he/she tries to blackmail you to do the dishes. A Bitch is also a person who is rude to you for no fucking reason and be like "yOuR sUcH a BiTcH" so don't be like and they are like Karens %50 so if you see a bitch, smack them in the face.
You: *litteraly finds a lost dog and takes it to the police station*
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch
by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022
Get the Bitchmug. 1. Someone is being mean to you
2. You actually suck so bad
3. Your probably doing a rap battle
4. Idk ask Google
2. You actually suck so bad
3. Your probably doing a rap battle
4. Idk ask Google
by Your non-existing friend April 14, 2022
Get the you suckmug.