Your mom Karen's definitions

Billy

The kid in kindergarten that liked worms and picked his nose but made out with Suzy under the jungle gym.

ewwww Billy is picking his nose

by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019

Shlinklockin

to eat meat with a stick or hands

MOM OMG LEAVE CANT YOU SEE IM DOING SHLINKLOCKIN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Penis

The thing Jesus had between his legs

Praise our saviour Jesus, he had a penis.

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Linda

The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.

Wow Linda! Your kids are so well behaved.

by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019

Suzy

The girl in kindergarten that all the little boys love even tho she's a bit nasty.

My crush in kindergarten was Suzy

by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019

Cameron

Cameron’s are literally stalkers... they get really attached and won’t let go of you, they fall in love easily without realising and goes to the extreme to get the person they want. They try to act tough but are actually a baby that needs attention at all times. Has trouble understanding simple things but gets good grades even though his work is always late. Has a huge ego and thinks he can get whatever he wants. Other than the fact that he can be clingy and annoying he can be funny. Rarely.

Friend 1: who’s that guy over there crying.
Friend 2: must be a Cameron.

by Your mom Karen June 23, 2019

Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019