Billy

The kid in kindergarten that liked worms and picked his nose but made out with Suzy under the jungle gym.

ewwww Billy is picking his nose

by Your mom Karen June 07, 2019

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Shlinklockin

to eat meat with a stick or hands

MOM OMG LEAVE CANT YOU SEE IM DOING SHLINKLOCKIN

by Your mom Karen June 03, 2019

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Karen

your mom who has that one haircut, wears loose bottom jeans with flip-flops, drives a mini van, is anti-vax, probably had a Monroe piercing at some point, and LOVES speaking to the manager

Ugh Karen's here again, hide your manager

by Your mom Karen June 03, 2019

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Linda

The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.

Wow Linda! Your kids are so well behaved.

by Your mom Karen June 07, 2019

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