Your Mom

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends

big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"

by your mom July 11, 2003

your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom March 15, 2005

your mom

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

by your mom March 11, 2003

cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004

vein train

a penis

She wanted to catch a ride on my vein train.

by your mom September 07, 2003

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 24, 2003

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004