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soup

1.) a liquid-based food usually with noodles or vegetables, and usually served warm or hot.
2.) a dumb buttplug on this site who says a lot of stupid crap about the President, Arnold (The Governator), and various other people, places, and things. In addition, he is extremely immoral and the topics he picks to define on this site are disgusting. (OBSERVE BELOW, YOU SHALL SEE.)
1.) Campbell's Soup....mmm mmm good!
2.) Actual definitions by "soup":

-(Definition of Arnold Schwarzenegger:) The antithesis of democratic values;
an election that is a set up or is a joke.
See George Bush
Gonzalez, Lima, Peru:
"Are you going to vote in the election?"
Freddo, Lima, Peru:
"No way man the candidates are all Arnold Schwarzenegger's"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-(Definition of George Bush:) Just another stupid conservative male running anouther stupid conservative country
Just another reason why America represents so much that is wrong with the world
An excellent answer to an essay titled:
"what was the main problem the world faced in the beginning of the 21st century?"
Source: soup, Jan 23, 2004

-Memphis is a city in southwestern Tennessee. It has a high crime rate, high car theft rate, and lots of morons. The last one is actually the worse, however. The local hip-hop scene is overrun with monotony and redundancy. The city council is ran by a bunch of know nothing monkeys, and a lot people here are stuck in the past. They are pratically against progression. Hell, some even protested the Grizzlies, failing to realize that the team would rake major income. Welcome to Moronephis.
"What's better than Memphis? Anything."
Source: Soup, May 20, 2004

(NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE DISGUSTING THINGS HE WROTE?)
-(Definition of Catalin:) East European homosexual pride dance. Known for double anal penetration.
When I kicked him, my foot went clear to the ankle in his ass, he must have been a Cataliner.
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003

-(Definition of Monkey Grip:) The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle
Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!
Source: Soup, Apr 3, 2003
by Your Mom December 8, 2004
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PVI

DJO wannabes whose school motto is "winning isnt everything, but beating oconnell is." People who think they are smart, and cannot even spell "respectable" correctly and cannot even produce more than 2 national merit semi-finalist per year, none the less match oconnell's average FIVE FINALISTS per year. Sports teams suck; football team depended on a 19 yr old junior who isnt even allowed to play in WCAC anymore because of that age; a basketball team who cannot even merit a single full scholarship to a top 20 school and takes in all the kids that couldnt make DJO's basketball team. Oh, and the uniforms are ugly too
PVI student: hey! look at my beat o'connell shirt!!!
(sports announcer): O'Connell 70, PVI 53

BURRRRRRN
by your mom February 28, 2005
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fistagon

Fistagon is a fucking asshole
by Your Mom July 17, 2006
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RedMonkey

1. reference to a monkey's ass. sphincter becomes inflaimed and irritaded.

2. a person who frequents message boards.
The Preperation H really helped my case of redmonkey
by your mom December 7, 2003
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amalgamate

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body
I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!
by Your mom May 13, 2005
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Hellogoodbye

a band. From california. This thing told me the definiton was too short. What an ass.
from California. They're emo. And cooler than you'll ever be. Werd?
by your mom April 28, 2004
mugGet the Hellogoodbyemug.

lesbian sex

a)definition for men. fun to watch. hey we cant help it.

b)definition for wemon. a sexual act between two wemon consistiing of oragisim, rug licking, titiy slapping, titity sucking, and the nasty fisting. sorry you had to her that but hey it happens.

c) my definition for wemon. if you ever fell like doing this. let me film. :)
The hot lesbian sex mad the girls back away and the guys get a special feeling.
by your mom February 16, 2005
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