Your mom's perfume's definitions

Dictionary

You just looked up the definition of dictionary cause your probably some smart ass kid.

I am going to shove a dictionary up your ass cause you looked up this word.

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

Swallow

You wish you could swallow as much as my girlfriend does.

U CANT SWALLOW KID

by Your mom's perfume May 21, 2021

Trumped

The word you use when you absolutely destroy someone in any competition.

Senior: GET TRUMPED IN FOOTBALL KID
3 yro: I trumped your mom last night

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Nope

The word to win all arguments.

Boy: I rode your mom last night.
Boy 2: Nope.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Cocaine

COCA COLA BUT SPELLED DIFFERENT. YOU CAN SNORT THIS COCA COLA.

Uncle with van: Hope in the van and I will give you cocaine kid.
Kid: What's cocaine?
Uncle: Coca Cola

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021