Swallow

You wish you could swallow as much as my girlfriend does.

U CANT SWALLOW KID

by Your mom's perfume May 21, 2021

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Fun

Not school

My teachers think school is fun lel.

by Your mom's perfume May 24, 2021

Sup Dude

The word you say to great your gangsta buddies. The gang version means lets meet up and bang someone. The version you say to someone else means I want to bang you.

WOMAN: HELLO
Dude: Sup Dude

by Your mom's perfume May 21, 2021

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021