A ̨̛̖̟͚̌́ ̶̻̜̭̻̦͐͗͘͜ẅ̶̢̜̘̖́̇͋͜e ͔͉̗̼͕̟̹̃̋̒́̎̊̕͠b̶̯̳͙̠́̊̚͜͝s ̯̮̩̫̼̦̪͙̈́̈́͛̈́͘͝i ̧̀͊͑͆́̂t̵̛͚̪̥͔̬̠̻͉̤̀̈́̈́̃̂̐̎̋e̵̢̧̡͖̭̹̰͍̔̓̏͒̃͊̈́ͅ ̴̧̢͔̪̩̞̭̻͂̓͝͝t ̢̩͓̮̭̦͐̋̎͛̈̂̌̚͝͝h ̧̫̻̥̩͚͚̓͊̊͜ã̴̪̐͆̌̆́̒̾̚͘t̴̡̛̞͙̮̠̺͕̫͚̞̏̂̅̊̇̊̈͠͝ ̵̥͈̫͛͐̒̊̑̾͆p̶̮̯̘͊̓͂̓͋̂r̵͙͆̀̈́͜ȍ̴̥͕͑̚͠͝v ̞̺̮͓̹̪͙͛̾̀̂̕͝i ̭͉͇̲́̎̅͘ḑ̶͔̯͕̈́̔̄̇e ͚̘̣̙͓͙̝̊̏̆̇͆͊̓́͊̕s ̪̒̈͒̾͋͑̿̈̐̏ ̴̢̩̘̥̥̠̬̓͂͜h̴̨͇͚̦̺̠͋ͅu ̞̫̰̥͈̰̀̈̇̉̈͑̌̂͝m̶̼̘̥͍̩͍̫̊̃̀̄͛̈͆͝͝ͅo ̫̄̓̏̎̽͘r̶̢͉̰̈́ͅó̶̢̖͓̮̃̿͝u ̮͈̼̝͇͔͕̻̏͘͜ͅs ̮͍̄̂͐̌̌͛͜ ̩͔͉̣̬͚͚̤͈͇̈̓́͌̚̚͝y̵̮̣͕̼̎̉̀̓͋̂̂͋̒͌e̶̟͖͈̯̬͍͑̈̃̌͜͝t̴̢̮̠̞̘̫̳̮̗̰̅͒͗̓̾́͆̕ ̶̲͉̍h ̧̘͚̝̗̮͍̪̔͌͌̎̎͗̇̚͜͝e̵̹͆́̄̄̆̓̊̊l ̣̦͗̂́̇̅̚͝͝p̴̩͈͗͆̾̿̎́f̵̗̩̝͉̫̏̈́̚ͅu ̛̞͎͓̥̲͎̮̂͋͐̈́͌̕l̵̖̻̳̯͙͗͊̑̐͊̈́ ̤̟̬̥͍̬̞͍̀̔̿̏̈́́̃̀̕s ̱̝̗͚͇̦̑͛̈͛e ̨̺̣̒͊̍r ͎̹̇̐̋͗͜v̴̯̳̜͒i ̱̤̳͂̿̂ċ̶̟͕̟̠̜̺̗̼̬̱̐̀̈́͌̅̽͛͌͝ề̴̱̫͇̪̫̺̻̜̫͗̀̋̐̀͛̽ ̮̻̐̋͝o̴̜̞͉͓̭͌͗͗͒̀̍̏̆̏̕n̵̥͇̹̝͕̪̗̅̌͊̿́̅̚͜ ̧̢̩̯͍̟͇̮̥̈̿d̶̺̘̙̠͔͍͙́̀̄͐͋̐̈́̉́̍e̶̱̍̅̈́̀̊͗̽̽f̵̹̞̦̼͔̓ͅi̶͓͈̾̀͊̎̕n̵̤͍͇̪̿̒̍̚i ̥̦̗̜̀͒͋͛̾̐̄̚͜͠͠n̴͙̘̻͕̭̒́̿g ̨̳̬̺̥͚̭͈̰̐͗̈́̊̆ ̥̼͔̗͐̾̅̈́̄̿͛̂̑̍w̵̨̢̛͎͍͍̺̪͉̥͛͊̋͆́̆̿ͅo̵͎̒̿r ͇̰̪̖̱̞̣͎̱͂͆͌̈́͋̀̓̈̚ͅd ̢̣͎̻̾͗͑̒̈́̎̅́̕s̶͕̼̙̏̍̔̈́̃̈͌͝͠͠ ̴̳̫̭̀͊͠ͅā̴̧͙̺̤̪̭̙̘͍̀̾͆̍̎͆͊̎̓͜n ̫̭̮̟͓̗̐̚d ̪̰͊͒̃̃͛ ̴̣̜̃͂p ̩̱̦̥͍͇̥̏̿͜h̵̦̼̺̳͚̮͎͍̱͉̾̋̍̎̕͘r̵̼͇̲̣̖̈̾̀͐̋a̶̫̞͕̓̎̔s ̝̞̗̹̄͛̃̽̐͒̚͝e̶̛̬̳̬͎͉̯̅̽̃̔̂̚͘s̴̱͙͌̐̌͋̎̓͊̓̂͝.̵̩̪̖̝͇̅̐̆̌̎̅̎
Person 1: Man, sometimes Google Dictionary isn't accurate...
Person 2: Y ̧̛̣̉̿̋̓͝e̵̟͍͖̣̐͐̓̒̀̿͘͝a ̨͙̭̺̳͈̗͚̰̦̀̀ḣ̴͍̏͘̕,̵͍̤̝̾̍̍͂̆̔͛͑ͅ ̨̠̯̱̳̿̇̃͐̊͜t̵̡̫̞͈̝̣̆̄̐̎h ̧͇͙̠̠̇̔a̵͈̱̙͙̻̠͑͒̃̽̊́̀̕͝t̴̡̢͉̹̰̲̍͋̄'̵͉̥̟̲̞̯̤̲̭̏̇͑̽̔͛s̴̞͕͓͍̦͉̠̥͍͇̒̉̈́͊̊̾̕͝ ͉̻̩̹̼̳̽̔̈̓̀͑̈́̇̽̕ẘ̴̢͓͍̺̗̪̹͎͜h̶̬̗̄͋y̶̛̭̫̤̑̎̎ ̡̢̜͚̺͉̓̃̔̈́̔͐͑̈͝I̴͇̪̩̭͙͔̔̆͌͌͆̈́͘͜ ̶̤͚̬̈̅͛̚ͅṷ̶̢̢̧͈͊̋̆ͅͅͅs̵̤̪̘̍e ͕̹͆͛͌͐͝ͅ ̴͕̘̹̥̬̆̑̉̀̈́̅̊̇͠ U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚
Person 1: O̶͈̘͔̥͍̽͋͊̽̀̌̐͝͝h ͙̹̟̲̎̈̐!̶̛͎̯̥̱͔̭̟̏̾̔̽̌͌̓̕ͅ ̼̄̀̅̊͂͐T̶̡̮̜̫̘̤̏́̓̈́͋͠ḥ̶̨͔̣͇̠̼̳͎͖̋̔̀͘a̵̢̡̩̝͈̤͛̀̄̿̋͜͝n̴̪̋̒̏ķ̵̨̙̼̟̠̺̜̣̝̈́̌͊̇̀͘s ̬͖̘̝̇̔̒ ̶̡̢̡̦̻̬͚̦͇̆̏͛͌̈́̒̎́͝͠m̵̠̖͈͎͌͑̽͊ā̵̢̢̩̰̠͚̳͈̲̰̓n̴̫͖͇̊͝!̵͕̗̺̩͙̺̞͉͙͂
Person 2: Y ̧̛̣̉̿̋̓͝e̵̟͍͖̣̐͐̓̒̀̿͘͝a ̨͙̭̺̳͈̗͚̰̦̀̀ḣ̴͍̏͘̕,̵͍̤̝̾̍̍͂̆̔͛͑ͅ ̨̠̯̱̳̿̇̃͐̊͜t̵̡̫̞͈̝̣̆̄̐̎h ̧͇͙̠̠̇̔a̵͈̱̙͙̻̠͑͒̃̽̊́̀̕͝t̴̡̢͉̹̰̲̍͋̄'̵͉̥̟̲̞̯̤̲̭̏̇͑̽̔͛s̴̞͕͓͍̦͉̠̥͍͇̒̉̈́͊̊̾̕͝ ͉̻̩̹̼̳̽̔̈̓̀͑̈́̇̽̕ẘ̴̢͓͍̺̗̪̹͎͜h̶̬̗̄͋y̶̛̭̫̤̑̎̎ ̡̢̜͚̺͉̓̃̔̈́̔͐͑̈͝I̴͇̪̩̭͙͔̔̆͌͌͆̈́͘͜ ̶̤͚̬̈̅͛̚ͅṷ̶̢̢̧͈͊̋̆ͅͅͅs̵̤̪̘̍e ͕̹͆͛͌͐͝ͅ ̴͕̘̹̥̬̆̑̉̀̈́̅̊̇͠ U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚
Person 1: O̶͈̘͔̥͍̽͋͊̽̀̌̐͝͝h ͙̹̟̲̎̈̐!̶̛͎̯̥̱͔̭̟̏̾̔̽̌͌̓̕ͅ ̼̄̀̅̊͂͐T̶̡̮̜̫̘̤̏́̓̈́͋͠ḥ̶̨͔̣͇̠̼̳͎͖̋̔̀͘a̵̢̡̩̝͈̤͛̀̄̿̋͜͝n̴̪̋̒̏ķ̵̨̙̼̟̠̺̜̣̝̈́̌͊̇̀͘s ̬͖̘̝̇̔̒ ̶̡̢̡̦̻̬͚̦͇̆̏͛͌̈́̒̎́͝͠m̵̠̖͈͎͌͑̽͊ā̵̢̢̩̰̠͚̳͈̲̰̓n̴̫͖͇̊͝!̵͕̗̺̩͙̺̞͉͙͂
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 20, 2020
Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 23, 2020
Teacher: Okay kids! What is water made of?
Kid 1: Hydrogen?
Me: B R U H T H I S K I D D O E S N ' T K N O W W H A T H 2 O I S. (having a literal bruh moment)
Kid 1: Hydrogen?
Me: B R U H T H I S K I D D O E S N ' T K N O W W H A T H 2 O I S. (having a literal bruh moment)
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 20, 2020