Your Mom 's definitions

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki

goddam iraqipaki!!

by your mom July 29, 2003

furbyz

mike wells or any brown haired blue eyes skinny player like him

I can see furbyz ribs!

by your mom November 2, 2004

stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.

Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?

by Your Mom March 21, 2005

skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

by your mom September 3, 2003

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 23, 2005

sturdy

synonym for "steady" or "constantly".

"You sturdy telling your girl, 'man, I could've been in it,' but you's a punk nigga, niggas don't fuck with ya, nigga."
-3 6 Mafia

by Your mom December 23, 2004