Your MOM's definitions

food

Food: as in what models dont eat

Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.

by Your Mom June 18, 2006

Stinky Pinky

Jamming your small finger in dat bitch's ass. Sometimes results in a "dirty sanchez" when results are wiped on her upper lip.

"Hey Hillary, how does my finger feel in your ass?"
"Gee Gary, that's great but how does it smell?"
"Like shit bitch!"
"Damn, that's a stinky pinky!"

by your mom August 18, 2003

San Ramon

Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks everywhere you look and little kids with their moms (hot moms by the way) on the sidewalks. Has the best 4th of July celebration in Northern California. 30 mins from San Fransisco, 20 from Oakland, 4 hours from Tahoe and 1 hour from Santa Cruz

think oc meets pleasantville

by Your Mom November 2, 2004

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

by your mom September 3, 2003

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 23, 2005

iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki

goddam iraqipaki!!

by your mom July 29, 2003

L337

Internet speak that used to be funny in 1930.

People on TZ killed L337 sp33k.

by Your mom January 13, 2004