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Definitions by Your MOM

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.
sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY
horsey ride by your mom March 3, 2004
"I use the word thingle, because i think it makes me sound gangsTER."
thingle by your mom February 21, 2004
adj; when someones breath smells like they are sucking on shit.
Hilda's dumpmouth is so bad that it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
dumpmouth by Your mom February 20, 2004
adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).
See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.
scrotal by Your mom February 19, 2004

Bag Toucher 

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).
I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.
Bag Toucher by Your mom February 19, 2004

Boat Pig 

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.
Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.
Boat Pig by Your mom February 19, 2004

No-Hitter 

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.
The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.
No-Hitter by Your mom February 19, 2004