82 definitions by Your Best Idiot

Cajun Pizza

Black, ultra-spicy pizza

I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza

by Your Best Idiot May 16, 2010

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Shithead in L33t

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by Your Best Idiot April 8, 2010

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by Your Best Idiot April 24, 2010

Ø

a circle with a cross, ya dumboes

if you put Ø over <object>, it means "No More <Object>" where <object> can mean anything

by Your Best Idiot April 13, 2010

Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.

Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around

by Your Best Idiot April 5, 2010

george w. bush

a kwyjibo

who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush

by Your Best Idiot March 11, 2010

Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

by Your Best Idiot April 18, 2010