(From American Dad)
Roger: Well, my good man, when i was little, me and my family lived in a *Roundhouse kick* ROUNDHOUSE! and we bred a donkey who we named *donkey punch* DONKEYPUNCH!
Roger: Well, my good man, when i was little, me and my family lived in a *Roundhouse kick* ROUNDHOUSE! and we bred a donkey who we named *donkey punch* DONKEYPUNCH!
by your best idiot April 16, 2010
Get the Roundhousemug. 1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood
3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood
3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
by your best idiot April 14, 2010
Get the Periodmug. Refer to this when getting revenge. Ten Fold means to return a blow with 10x more... well, you know what i mean
Danny humiliated Diddy infront of his freinds, so Diddy refered to the Ten Fold Rule and humiliated him when he was the speaker infront of a crowd, followed by a sharp blow to the head
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
Get the Ten Foldmug. the Poo list:
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
by your best idiot April 19, 2010
Get the Poomug. when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout
Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me
by your best idiot April 17, 2010
Get the Pissed Revengemug. 1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever
2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!
2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!
2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
Get the Klumpmug. The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
by your best idiot April 06, 2010
Get the Seven Deadly Sinsmug.