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Definitions by Young Reezie

CALTROP! 

A practical joke involving twisting a staple into a 3D triangluar shape so that when thrown on the ground, a pointy part will always stick up. Can be thrown into the back of peoples' shoes when they are leaning forward and distracted. Will produce a sharp pain in the inflicted and much anger towards the inflicter.
J: caltrops, caltrops, CALTROP!
P: fuck guy, the staples are stuck in my foot!
CALTROP! by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

grow away 

An insult used against an annoying short person or person that is small in stature.

Synonymous with "go away" however grow is added for increased insult.
Kim Jong Il: Die Amewica
Dude: Grow away
grow away by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
Short for the midget despot Kim Jong Il. Used as a nickname for the leader, pronounced (key-mee).
J: US should just nuke kimmy
kimmy by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

kim jong il 

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away
kim jong il by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

east side 

1.) A term used by pasty white pastrami white folk to describe what they believe is a "dirtier" side of town. Often referring to themselves perhaps originating from that place.

2.) A cliche place thought to hold thugs and gangsters, something those two white folk in the pictures are definitely not, nor will ever experience as they live in a 3-story home with their parents who drive them to school in the suburbs every day in their Lexus SUV
Cracka in pic: dont fuck with the east side (lake rats bitch)

Homie: wtf, what is that an eagles claw to rep "east side"? you look like a lil bitch, go back home where yo momma pays fo all yo food, yo college education and shit, yall aint know the least bit about livin in a ghetto, you a pimply 14-year old punk-ass bitch
east side by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
Short form for "heil" from "heil Hitler". Used by troublemakers to greet one another in a hilarious fashion while hiding the fact they're paying homage to Hitler, and getting their asses kicked.
H: hut hut
K: SEIG HEIL, NIEN JUDEN! HEIL HITLER!!!
K: wow...
hut hut by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
Dresses better than most girls, uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale.
emo boy: i'm sad
dude: get a fucking life and a job while ur at it, u toolbag
emo boy: *starts to cry*
emo boy by Young Reezie January 24, 2008