Young Reezie's definitions

Tide

What most white Caucasian people smell like. Comes from the brand of laundry detergent they all use, Tide.

KA: yo this cracka smell like tide
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

VIPIMP

The absolute best license plate to have. Of course you will have to wear a couple pounds of jewelry and ride on 36 inch chrome to be able to rep this properly.
Stands for Very Important PIMP.

A: yo check that license plate, VIPIMP nigga!!
B: aww that nigga best be stacking paper to the ceiling

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

hammer ---; , hytham

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

pop a cap in yo ass

Ebonics for: "discharging a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm"

nigga: yo son, you scuffed ma tims, imma pop a cap in yo ass

white man: ????

translator: he says because you have accidentally stepped on his costly Timberland footwear and caused small particles of debris to reside on said footwear, he will discharge a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm

white man: :(

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

egotist

Someone who wants to date a girl with the same name as themselves so they can scream their own name during sex

egotist: ohhh me yes baby give it to me

by Young Reezie November 5, 2009

stacking paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008