hammer ---; , hytham

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.
hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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laid back

D: heyy im soo laid back
B: yeah thats just you being lazy...
by Young Reezie February 02, 2010
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pop a cap in yo ass

Ebonics for: "discharging a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm"
nigga: yo son, you scuffed ma tims, imma pop a cap in yo ass

white man: ????

translator: he says because you have accidentally stepped on his costly Timberland footwear and caused small particles of debris to reside on said footwear, he will discharge a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm

white man: :(
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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scoops

An extremely entertaining action done by an annoying individual to a victim. Involves shaping ones' hand into a spoon-like shape and jabbing the fingertips of the spoon into someones unprotected armpit as hard as you can and yelling SCOOPS!!!
Properly pronounced skuu-ps.
M: SCOOPS!!!
J: owww, you dislocated my arm you asshole...
by Young Reezie January 29, 2008
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coal

you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
by Young Reezie December 23, 2009
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The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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