chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

hut hut

Short form for "heil" from "heil Hitler". Used by troublemakers to greet one another in a hilarious fashion while hiding the fact they're paying homage to Hitler, and getting their asses kicked.

H: hut hut
K: SEIG HEIL, NIEN JUDEN! HEIL HITLER!!!
K: wow...

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.

homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

seig heil

German for "we hail". Often used as a greeting accompanied by a quick flick of the wrist into a straight 45 degree angle with the floor and a click of the back heels.

FF: seig heil *saluts with the flick of wrist*
GH: excellent form...

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

vag badge

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

peen wrink

An insult or a greeting amongst friends. Stands for penis wrinkle or a fold of skin on the penis.

D-Howe: hey peen wrink
B: wtf
P: you neard!

by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

one inch blow

1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.

Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008