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Eisha

A name for girls. It is also written as Isha, Esha, Eesha, or Eshah. The meaning behind this name can vary from source to source, but the most common

"My friend, Eisha, is so nice!"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A lung disease, often caught by inhalation of very small particles.

"Oh no! You seem to have caught pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"

by You're screwed January 8, 2019

Luca

A boy's name. The Italian equivalent of Luke. The name Luke was a Middle English colloquial form of the name Lucas. Lucas is a Latin derivation of the Greek word “Loukas”, meaning “man from Lucania” which was an ancient district of southern Italy.

"I'm going to name my cat Luca!"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019

A.B.S

American Bullshit

That story is complete A.B.S

by You're screwed November 2, 2019

KFC

Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken. It is a fast food place, that sells mostly fried chicken.

"Do you want to go to KFC for lunch?"
"What's KFC? Kids Fattening Center?"
"No, it's Kentucky Fried Chicken!"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019

Self-Deletus

A way of saying delete. In this case, self-deletus would mean deleting your self.

Bob:"Yeetus, Yeetus, don't commit self-deletus!"

Joe:*stares at Bob like he's a weirdo* "Huh?"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019