Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 06, 2022
Get the Your Child's Asscrackmug. A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.
Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
by Yopmail User February 23, 2023
Get the Declare War on the North Pole Daymug. 1. (n.) Opposition of the separation of church and state.
2. (n.) A word you can't spell correctly. I can.
3. (n.) A word you only know exists because of that Wikipedia definition you read five seconds ago.
2. (n.) A word you can't spell correctly. I can.
3. (n.) A word you only know exists because of that Wikipedia definition you read five seconds ago.
1. Antidisestablishmentarianism was first developed in 19th century Britain. Blah blah blah blah shit no one cares about.
2. Stand in front of the mirror with your pants down and spell antidisestablishmentarianism at the top of your lungs. I dare you.
3. Real antidisestablishmentarians don't use Wikipedia. Grow some balls.
2. Stand in front of the mirror with your pants down and spell antidisestablishmentarianism at the top of your lungs. I dare you.
3. Real antidisestablishmentarians don't use Wikipedia. Grow some balls.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023
Get the antidisestablishmentarianismmug. To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
by Yopmail User January 08, 2023
Get the new yearsmug. This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.
by Yopmail User April 12, 2023
Get the Richard Nixonmug. To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.
Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
Get the Red Baronmug. 1) A series of sexual acts involving shit, Diet Coke and Mentos, cum, saliva, vomit, or a combination of each. If done in the right order, these sex acts (mainly Blossom) can severely damage a girl's vagina. For obvious reasons, they must be done in this order: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
2) Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Created by Professor Utonium after he accidentally added Chemical X to his mixture of "sugar, spice, and everything nice" while trying to make the "perfect little girl." See their names for more info regarding the sex acts mentioned above.
3) An animated children's television franchise centered around the girls mentioned above.
2) Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Created by Professor Utonium after he accidentally added Chemical X to his mixture of "sugar, spice, and everything nice" while trying to make the "perfect little girl." See their names for more info regarding the sex acts mentioned above.
3) An animated children's television franchise centered around the girls mentioned above.
1) Guy 1: I did the Powerpuff Girls with my sister last night
Guy 2: how was it?
Guy 1: FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE!
2) And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
3) Remember when The Powerpuff Girls was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Guy 2: how was it?
Guy 1: FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE!
2) And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
3) Remember when The Powerpuff Girls was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
by Yopmail User July 09, 2022
Get the The Powerpuff Girlsmug.