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The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
Get the facebookmug. Did I ever tell you the definition of stupidity? Stupidity is when retards like you look up "definition" on Urban Dictionary.
by Yopmail User June 30, 2022
Get the Definitionmug. While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
by Yopmail User August 14, 2022
Get the Sesame Streetmug. This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
Get the Printing Pressmug. The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
by Yopmail User October 21, 2022
Get the Diet Coke and Mentosmug. Kahoot for poor people.
by Yopmail User November 13, 2022
Get the Quizizzmug. 1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.
2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
by Yopmail User June 28, 2022
Get the Bubblesmug.