Yopmail User's definitions

Mc

McThe McThing McDonald's McPuts McAt McThe McBeginning McOf McEvery McOne McOf McTheir McProducts. McSounds McFucking McRetarded McIf McYou McAsk McMe.

Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Fridge

To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.

I nearly rendered the both of us sterile after I spicily fridged my girlfriend.

by Yopmail User April 10, 2023

Quizizz

Kahoot for poor people.

If nobody gives Quizizz Inc. a lecture on plagiarism, I'll do it myself!

by Yopmail User November 13, 2022

Buttercup

a) This is a sexual act in which the man shits in the girl's mouth, makes out with her, and have each other swallow as much shit as possible until either of them vomit. The girl and the man will spit the mixture of vomit and shit into each other's mouths while making out until either one of them slips up, hopefully spilling the vomit onto the man's penis. Once this happens, the girl must give him head until he ejaculates in her mouth. The girl will spit it on his penis in disgust.

b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.

a) No explanation needed

b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!

by Yopmail User June 25, 2022

Bubbles

1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.

2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.

1) She blew bubbles using a mixture of Guy's cum, shit, and saliva.

2) See the above.

by Yopmail User June 28, 2022

Cop

Latin for "donut fetishist."

Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.

by Yopmail User December 24, 2022