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Bubbles

1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.

2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
1) She blew bubbles using a mixture of Guy's cum, shit, and saliva.

2) See the above.
by Yopmail User June 28, 2022
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Cop

Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
by Yopmail User December 24, 2022
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Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.
by Yopmail User August 30, 2022
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your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.
You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.
by Yopmail User November 24, 2022
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Grimace

(v.) To frown. Period. Not some McDonald's sex act or some shit.
Alice grimaced when Bob emasculated himself with his pants zipper at their son's school. His cock and balls fell right in the boy's mouth.
by Yopmail User July 1, 2023
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Definition

Did I ever tell you the definition of stupidity? Stupidity is when retards like you look up "definition" on Urban Dictionary.
by Yopmail User June 30, 2022
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facebook

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
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