Yoda's definitions

Mensan

Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.

Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.

by Yoda September 30, 2003

Borophyll

(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"

by Yoda April 7, 2003

YodaEatsHotDogs

The description of the conditions Yoda is forced to be in while on the set of Star Wars. Hence "Eating of Hot Dogs" or well, you know what I mean. He is living in horrbile conditions, I must tell the public. When asked about his conditions, Yoda said "Free the maniacal pencils from the communist Triforce! You chauvenist pig! The men are shaving there bums and they don't see what's happening! Don't you see... I can't wait until the rainbow comes."

The conditions in which Yoda lives in are so YodaEatsHotDogs.

by Yoda March 23, 2003

cookie

A yr 13 named james cook aka cookie often found in bed or on xbox loves beating up osbournes ( Sad individual who is often told to commit suicide to no avail)

Cookie man or cookie dude

by Yoda March 9, 2005

Axylrose

The homo singer in Guns and Roses

That Axyl Rose is a total homo!

by Yoda October 5, 2003

TATTIE

a girls titty..breast...h00ter..

i was rubbing mya's tattie when the phone rang. i picked that shit up.. it was sailor moon

by yoda March 23, 2005

The Scoop

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 22, 2003