Yo Momma's definitions

jbl

One of teh few things that has kept SD! going the last few months. JBL cuts great promos, is entertaining, and is an awesome heel. JBL rules!

JBL! JBL! JBL!

If you think JBL sucks, you are one of them dumb ass marks that doesn't know pro wrestling is scripted.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 27, 2004

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003

freek- a -leek

when you wanna go to the bathroom.

i gotta take a freek-a-leek.

by yo momma May 13, 2005

Jerry Lawler

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".

J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!

by Yo Momma December 28, 2004

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005