Yo Momma's definitions

Jerry Lawler

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".

J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!

by Yo Momma December 28, 2004

chizza

A chigger.

Yo, biznatch, stop nizzing on my chizza

by Yo momma July 7, 2003

lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

by yo momma November 1, 2003

menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 27, 2004

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003

jbl

One of teh few things that has kept SD! going the last few months. JBL cuts great promos, is entertaining, and is an awesome heel. JBL rules!

JBL! JBL! JBL!

If you think JBL sucks, you are one of them dumb ass marks that doesn't know pro wrestling is scripted.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

c0c0L0c0

CRAZY, just plain CRAZY!

Person 1: "OMG Karen, you are so C0c0 L0c0!!" Person 2: "Thanks!!!!"

by Yo Momma July 17, 2006