Yo Momma's definitions

your mom

an insult to your mom usually used as a comback to other insults

-your a dick
-your mom

by yo momma June 7, 2003

lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

by yo momma November 1, 2003

kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

Scarface

AL Pacino as Tony Montana. 'Nuff said.

"What do you have coming to you?"
"The world, Chico. And everything in it."

by yo momma April 27, 2004

Rice

Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.

"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"

by Yo Momma October 19, 2003

Ariel Sharon

A game of Sharon played in the air.

Hey Joe, lets go play some Ariel Sharon.

by Yo Momma November 25, 2004

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004