Definitions by Yes Juanito Yes

Spin Mop 

An ingenious invention, the Spin Mop is a complete cleaning system that can be used to take care of unbelievable messes. It has a washer-side and a dryer-side, both foot-powered, to allow optimal use if the microfiber mop.

Have you seen the Spin Mop infomercial? I was totally amazed when they used it to clean the walls and floor of a filthy convenience store bathroom.

Spin Mop by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

joke 

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

joke by yes juanito yes November 4, 2014

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

sleep aisle by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014

celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

celebration injury by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014

lovertoy 

Something fun to play with when you with fuck buddy. A shared sex toy.

Please, pass the lovertoy.

lovertoy by yes juanito yes October 31, 2014

Obama Frown 

Sad facial expression after learning about something that is unbelievably disappointing, i.e. bad news. An upside down smile with ballooned cheeks and wrinkly chin.

My girlfriend had an Obama Frown after I told her that I got fired from my job and got a DUI within a 30 minute timespan today.

Obama Frown by yes juanito yes October 31, 2014

celebration dance 

An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.

Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."

Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."

celebration dance by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014