Philosopher's stone

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.

A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)

by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

Family Guy

A funny comedy show that Fox decided to air more seasons after it gained popularity on Adult Swim in a sad attempt of getting intelligent viewers back to their network.

Tom: Did you see Family Guy on Fox last night?
Diane: No, Fox sucks, I watched the reruns on AS though.
Tom: Same with me. I can't wait for AS to get the new episodes.

by Yep Nope October 23, 2005

Ouroboros

A symbol that depicts a snake or dragon eating its own tail, usually associated with some religious groups or old age practices such as alchemy. It was said the symbol was dicovered on the Silk Road and was named by Greek travelers.

Ouroboros would make an awesome tattoo.

by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

jazz

An old form of music that has lost the majority of America's listening audience over the years to more advanced types of music. Newer types of music generally more appeal because they actually contain words to go along with the song.

Person #1: Dude, let's rock out to some Jazz!
Person #2: DUDE, LET'S NOT.
Person #3: How about we listen to some Metallica?
Person #2: OKAY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JAZZ.
Person #1: Boo, you guys suck, I'm going to go to my dark room and listen to some depressing Jazz.
Person #2: FINE THEN, GET OUT OF HERE.
Person #3: Dude, turn that fan off....

by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

Reagan Smash

One of the best Family Guy skits.

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, (starts punching a brick wall) Reagan smash, Reagan smash.
Female worker at Mcdonald's: What's that?
Male worker at Mcdonald's: Oh, that's just Mr. Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleep, Reagan sleep.

by Yep Nope September 26, 2005

Controller Jerk

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

by Yep Nope October 10, 2005

Shit

AOL Explorer, Walmart Connect, and various other web browsers that are exactly the same.

Also, for AOL and WM Connect, see crap, worthless, doesn't work, too many insults to describe it.

Poo man: I'll be right back, got to take a AOL-style shit.

by Yep Nope September 25, 2005