14 definitions by Yelsew Foolface

Ice-T

a cool usually lemon- flavored drink.

Dude1: Hey, dude, would you like some Ice-T
Dude2: Sure, pour it down my ass.

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

Mayer Hater

The average person with common sense!

If you like John Meyer that much then you're an idiot!

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

visual basic

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005

purgatory

Correct or wrong or both
Good or bad or both

its not good. but its not so bad either... *loops endlessly*

by Yelsew Foolface May 13, 2005

Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Rally's

The fast- food chain that makes commercials that undermine anorexic tactics. They have really good fries. Their burgers are too small though, I can close one within my fist.

Commercial: You gotta Eat!
Obese person: Get in my belly!
Burger: *screams* *eats obese person* aahhhh i'm full.
Yelsew Foolface: You know what they say about people with big hands...

by Yelsew Foolface May 10, 2005

fantasia barrino

An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances

(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"

by Yelsew Foolface April 7, 2005