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Mayer Hater 

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
Mayer Hater by Brooke February 19, 2005

Mayer Hater 

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(
I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.
Mayer Hater by Chrissy April 15, 2005

player hater maker

PHM represent a person who exudes a positive attitude, has self confidence, possesses high self esteem, is socially conscious and successful in their field of endeavors. A "Player Hater Maker" is a person whom is being hated on by others who are less motivated to achieve their full potential no matter what their situation in life may be, wether it's the high school honor roll student or the professional athlete, there is always someone, somewhere being hated on by others. P.H.M. promotes and celebrates people who have/or are currently achieving their goals and making their dreams come true.
Looks like the "Player Hater Maker" won the game again and they're mad.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026