Ya Boy Trax's definitions

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010

Be Back Relapse

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!

Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.

by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010

Aisle Check

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.

Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!

by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010

Slimfast Wallet

complete opposite of a fat wallet, a slimfast wallet is very slim or completely empty, not a good sign for the chicks.

Will: going out tonight with some girls, you down?
Steve: nah, cant, I got a Slimfast Wallet today
Will:you broke bastard!

by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010

The Chica Effect

the sudden trance you're put in when a beautiful girl looks into your eyes, and it's not something that happens often cause you know when her eye contact has meaning and love behind it.

Andy: So I was walkin down the street and I got attacked by radioactive monkeys!!!
Dre: No Way Dawg!
(beautiful girl walks by and makes eye contact)
Andy: Duhhh!!!, what was I saying?, I think I just got hit with The Chica Effect!!!
Dre:I dunno, I really wasnt listening

by Ya Boy Trax June 22, 2010

No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010