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Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"
"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"
jew-bag by your mom April 6, 2005

Roy Williams 

1. All-pro Safety of the Dallas Cowboys. Liked cause of his hits and plays, will be a star in his career

2. Wr from Texas, plays for Detroit, and like the other Roy, he is destined for stardom. His QB needs to step his game cause this offense has a lot of young talent.
1. Tai Streets got jacked up, by Roy Williams

2. Look at that spectacular 1-handed catch Roy Williams made over Antoine Winfield
Roy Williams by Your mom March 30, 2005

young jeezy 

A cold ass rapper, from you guessed it the ATL, he has cool flows and funny lyrics, in with boyz n da hood, but he's is tight solo
from Over here:

No need to brag, man these hoes love jeezy, they just love my swag, the way I do my thang, I'm just a young ghetto nigga with a big ass chain
young jeezy by Your mom March 29, 2005

agent orange 

a central character in the Questin Tarentino movie "Reservoir Dogs." Agen Orange is, in fact, a polic infomrant on the diamond that the plot revolves around, and is ironically shot by police fire and dies in a warehouse.
agent orange by your mom March 27, 2005

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.
the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.
Dan Marino by Your mom March 27, 2005

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2
He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.
John Elway by Your mom March 27, 2005

suck that 

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!
chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!
suck that by your mom March 24, 2005