YOREMA's definitions

ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.

"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

scobe

A variant of the commonly known Dublin skanger, knacker and scumbag. Many specimens like to wear baseball caps with razor sharp creases in the peak, perched precariously as high as possible on their head, which is entirely shaven except for the fringe. Pathetic looking fluff above the upper lip is a sought after characteristic in a scobe. The latest in Reebok, Nike and Adidas apparel - often fake or stolen - can be usually seen hanging off a scobe.

Look at the tracksuit on that fucking scobe.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

pisspot

1. A bedpan
2. Urinal, commonly seen in men's public toilets

James grabbed his crotch in terror as he realised the pisspot was broken.

by yorema August 5, 2005

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

by YOREMA October 15, 2005