YAWA's definitions
An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.
Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...
by YAWA August 4, 2019
Get the Social Timermug. by YAWA January 31, 2020
Get the tennis fluffermug. An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
by YAWA July 18, 2016
Get the Hairy-V trapmug. The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
by YAWA January 26, 2020
Get the parking lot tourmug. The absolute zenith of all possible bad outcomes as a consequence of consistently poor decision-making.
The US response to the Corona virus seems to be evidence that we're Striving to do Worstest.
and it ain't just the president...
and it ain't just the president...
by YAWA March 30, 2020
Get the Striving to do Worstestmug. The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.
Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...
by YAWA November 20, 2018
Get the vape wretchmug. The designation for any member of X, the most elite, black-bag, covert assassination and personnel disposal team (n)ever assembled.
by YAWA February 3, 2018
Get the ghost-makermug.