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Definitions by YAWA

Trump Tweeted ... 

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).
Trump Tweeted ... by YAWA March 1, 2019

Trump World

An expansive, forever doomed region of unbelievable debauchery, pervasive dishonesty and deeply penetrating, psychologic derangement from which there is seemingly no escape.
I'm searching for a place where my unsubstantiated beliefs automatically become incontrovertible fact, my truth-free opinions cannot be effectively criticized and my intransigent 'base' supports me in deference to any verifiable reality...'let's load-up and head to Trump World...where it's safe'
Trump World by YAWA February 27, 2019

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

refrigerator graveyard 

A location for preserving those doomed, yet precious never-to-be eaten residual consumables from previous awesome restaurant experiences.
Oh, hell no! You're not installing one more fuckin' doggie bag into the refrigerator graveyard until you dispatch with the last 6 months of shit in there. And you can start with the stuff that stinks so bad it's trying to find it's own way out...
refrigerator graveyard by YAWA February 22, 2019

knowledge bully 

Verb. The process by which an overly-aggressive individual intentionally creates a unilateral condition of conversational dominance while at the same time discounting the extensive experience and wisdom of others also involved in the discourse.
So, I'm makin' a play to administration; I'm tryin' to get all of us a raise based on last years profit and loss statement, improved tax position and overall department production metrics. Then, Mr. Power Boner shows up and tries to knowledge bully me using some bull-shit theory of economic growth projection...we won't be gettin' that raise. What a dick head...
knowledge bully by YAWA February 18, 2019

State of Imaginary Emergency 

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.
Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...
State of Imaginary Emergency by YAWA February 15, 2019

metal on mucosa 

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
metal on mucosa by YAWA February 15, 2019