Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021
As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 15, 2020
A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.
So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
by YAWA October 10, 2019
Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
by YAWA March 25, 2020
An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.
So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!
by YAWA September 11, 2021
When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.
Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
by YAWA September 13, 2020
With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.
With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...
by YAWA December 08, 2019