missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

by YAWA May 04, 2021

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.

In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)

by YAWA May 11, 2015

step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.

Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.

by YAWA June 10, 2021

E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.

So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!

by YAWA September 30, 2019

Eastrocity

That special time of the year when the devout celebrate a mythical atrocity of three-day-old corpse reanimation.

WTF! Which version of the Eastrocity should I believe? Each gospel is different?

by YAWA March 08, 2019

Drivin' Bitch

The individual designated as transportation coordinator in a crowd of usually intoxicated persons.

Yo! Where's the Drivin' Bitch? I need a ride to get me some titties and pussy!

by YAWA July 04, 2021

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022