A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 01, 2018
Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
by YAWA December 31, 2021
A double-secret condition of which the person in question is completely unaware; due to an affinity for weapons, knives, modified trucks or harsh language the targeted individual is deemed by friends, family and co-workers as fragile, unstable, and likely to 'snap' into mass-murder mode at any given moment.
Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.
by YAWA October 15, 2017
A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
by YAWA July 23, 2021
What's fuckin' next!? First we miss the connecting flight, then we must pull-drag our luggage through urine soaked streets; of course the hotel A/C is shot, we get 'the shits' from drinking local water and then the REAL Turdventure begins!
by YAWA October 05, 2019
The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.
by YAWA September 23, 2017