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The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 16, 2019
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by YAWA August 1, 2021
Get the commode high-tide mug.An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
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Get the COVID tan mug.A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.
You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
by YAWA June 10, 2021
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Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
by YAWA May 23, 2021
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