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Definitions by YAWA

Kumbuk Fk'd

A surprise dining experience that is unexpectedly devoid of alcoholic beverage availability.
Oh, man...that was a rough afternoon. We were TOTALLY anticipating an ice cold beer. But we got Kumbuk Fk'd instead...moving on.
Kumbuk Fk'd by YAWA December 3, 2019

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.
Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?
dog washer by YAWA December 2, 2019

Pre-Ex 'Sex' 

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.
When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!
Pre-Ex 'Sex' by YAWA November 24, 2019

Stank Gap 

The unfortunate airspace that exists between the asshole and the toilet bowl--the water containing filth insulator; exposure opportunity responsible for creating bystander entrapment, near-asphyxiating Rest Room Haz-Mat emergency conditions.
Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
Stank Gap by YAWA November 14, 2019

Trump-Speak 

An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.
What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...
Trump-Speak by YAWA November 5, 2019

Insta-Creep 

An automatic designation for any individual of upstanding social or economic status, regardless of age, who somehow chooses to romantically engage another who is younger by 30 years or more.
Oh, that's just Nas-T...he's got to be at least 35 years younger; not only does she probably taste like a prune-pit--that makes him an Insta-Creep! Unless she's loaded, in which case it's totally cool...
Insta-Creep by YAWA October 30, 2019

Pet Void 

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.
Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.
Pet Void by YAWA October 25, 2019