YAWA's definitions
A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.
So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
Get the The gift of goodbyemug. The improved ability to ambulate that increases in proportion to alcohol tolerance and performance demand.
Oh, ain't you just a bitch. Stumbling 'round after only a couple a shots...you gots to get mo' practice if'n ya' ever plan on gettin yer liquor legs!
by YAWA January 4, 2020
Get the liquor legsmug. Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
Get the Broke Junkmug. The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.
So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show
by YAWA July 16, 2017
Get the three ring shit-showmug. A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.
Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
by YAWA May 3, 2018
Get the SHUT'YER MUSHmug. That special time of the year when the devout celebrate a mythical atrocity of three-day-old corpse reanimation.
by YAWA March 8, 2019
Get the Eastrocitymug. The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.
So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!
by YAWA September 30, 2019
Get the E-coli cubesmug.