Southernectomy

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.

The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.

by YAWA April 08, 2018

trumptoxic

The unquestionably negative influence on Republican voting behaviour driven almost exclusively by trumpubilcan, MAGA, election-denialism ideology.

So, how did election denialism, MAGA, trumpublican endorsed candidates do in the 2022 midterm elections?
Ummm, not so hot. Mainly because of former 25th president grifter-in-chief induced trumptoxic voting behaviour.

by YAWA November 11, 2022

in the bottle

Inebriation caused by the intoxicating effects of ethanol ingestion.

Whazza matter with James? He just fell down the fucking stairs.

Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!

by YAWA March 29, 2021

Ankle Grabber

An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.

So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!

Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!

by YAWA November 10, 2021

COVID tan

Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.

Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.

by YAWA July 06, 2020

pooper-bowl

A less-than 'super' bowl; a game filled with interceptions, punts, missed field goals, short-yard gains and very few drives resulting in actual points scored.

WTF?! Is ANYONE going to fucking score a touchdown in this pooper-bowl--they should all get a discount for those ultra-expensive, unintelligible commercials.

by YAWA February 04, 2019

nasalgasm

Near-sexual pleasure elicited by physical interaction with the nose or nasal passages.

OHHH, THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
What happened? Are you ok?
I just had my first nasalgasm!
Well, you do appear refreshed.
I'm still tingling! Thank you CompleteRinse!

by YAWA January 18, 2021