Definitions by YAWA
Kumbuk Fk'd
Oh, man...that was a rough afternoon. We were TOTALLY anticipating an ice cold beer. But we got Kumbuk Fk'd instead...moving on.
Kumbuk Fk'd by YAWA December 3, 2019
dog washer
dog washer by YAWA December 2, 2019
Pre-Ex 'Sex'
The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.
When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!
Pre-Ex 'Sex' by YAWA November 24, 2019
Stank Gap
The unfortunate airspace that exists between the asshole and the toilet bowl--the water containing filth insulator; exposure opportunity responsible for creating bystander entrapment, near-asphyxiating Rest Room Haz-Mat emergency conditions.
Trump-Speak
An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.
What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...
Trump-Speak by YAWA November 5, 2019
Insta-Creep
An automatic designation for any individual of upstanding social or economic status, regardless of age, who somehow chooses to romantically engage another who is younger by 30 years or more.
Oh, that's just Nas-T...he's got to be at least 35 years younger; not only does she probably taste like a prune-pit--that makes him an Insta-Creep! Unless she's loaded, in which case it's totally cool...
Insta-Creep by YAWA October 30, 2019