A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.
You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?
I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!
by YAWA June 10, 2021
Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.
by YAWA August 01, 2021
The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 16, 2019
Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.
Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.
by YAWA April 25, 2020
Hey, who was the latest entry in the AstroBillionaire club?
Ummm, I think it was Bezos? or maybe Branson?
Ummm, I think it was Bezos? or maybe Branson?
by YAWA July 23, 2021
A largely derogatory term for individuals with a genuine interest in preserving overall health and wellness by following guidelines based on scientific reasoning, the opinions from experts and data generated from valid clinical studies.
Awww, man...Just git a look at that Health Hugger over yonder. Don't he know that wearin' a face mask just makes ya breathe in more of that there virus, de-prives yer brain of oxygeen and ain't never been proov'd ta work anyway?
Yeah, I see him. He appears to be as much concerned about everyone's wellbeing as you sound like a fucking idiot...BIGLY!
Yeah, I see him. He appears to be as much concerned about everyone's wellbeing as you sound like a fucking idiot...BIGLY!
by YAWA July 18, 2020
A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.
>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
by YAWA September 21, 2019