Shit-Back Time

A pivotal point of self-discovery, when it becomes apparent that you've been a glorious pain in the ass...and that's just perfect timing, when all of yer badness starts comin' home.

I can't believe that I was so self-centered and repeatedly trampled over just about everyone who really cares about me.

I just know that I can do better and I will from now on.
**DING DONG**
What? Wait! What's Shit-Back Time?

by YAWA February 23, 2020

chug hole

Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.

It was a chug hole massacre...XANS, flips, percs and a handle of Vodka all capped off with some DANK 420; rolled him out of the car in front of the ER when he stopped breathing and his eyes rolled back into his head...I think he swallowed his tongue.

by YAWA June 05, 2017

Generation C

The massive increase in world-wide birth rate approximately 9 months after Coronavirus quarantine conditions were imposed.

Well, we can't go out for dinner, can't go to the movies, can't go for a drink...can't even go shopping.
Wanna get it on?
Welcome to Generation C

by YAWA March 28, 2020

steel slats

AKA: Border wall

AKA: Dumb, ineffective waste of time, money and valuable resources (including steel slats).

by YAWA December 21, 2018

Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

by YAWA February 24, 2019

frat fuckers

The worshipped upperclassmen in any given college fraternity; the same ones that dole out goat-fucking, binge-drinking and trans-gender experimentation as completion-criteria for highly - prized admission into their prestigious ranks...

... and then the frat fuckers pointed me toward the keg. I don't remember anything after that, except for the strange taste I'm my mouth...

by YAWA February 22, 2020

"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.

So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.

by YAWA March 22, 2020