YAWA's definitions
A double-secret condition of which the person in question is completely unaware; due to an affinity for weapons, knives, modified trucks or harsh language the targeted individual is deemed by friends, family and co-workers as fragile, unstable, and likely to 'snap' into mass-murder mode at any given moment.
Oh shit, Billy's at the gun shop again. Even though he's a surgeon and spent most of his life helpin' folks, there's no tellin' when he's gonna blow...better put that one under snapsurveillance immediately.
by YAWA October 16, 2017
Get the snapsurveillancemug. As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.
Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!
by YAWA April 14, 2020
Get the weerkin' the quarantinemug. The entirely random impact on the sense of smell created by COVID-19 infection, both in terms of derangement and duration.
Hey, did you lose your sense of smell with COVID?
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
Kinda. For awhile, I couldn't smell anything. Then EVERYTHING smelled like shit. And I do mean raw sewage, bro.
Is it better now?
Things have improved, but for some reason peanut butter smells like garlic and beer smells like asparagus piss.
Damn, that sucks! But that's COVosmia for ya.
by YAWA February 25, 2021
Get the COVosmiamug. Private airtravel chartered exclusively as a glaring middle-finger payback-display, serving to symbolically right decades of accumulated dysfunctional family wrongs...
No tickets. No reservations. No invitation.
We decided to crash the graduation ceremony anyway.
What we DO have is a private jet carrying a big 'ol grudge flight, fuck you...
We decided to crash the graduation ceremony anyway.
What we DO have is a private jet carrying a big 'ol grudge flight, fuck you...
by YAWA June 17, 2018
Get the grudge flightmug. One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.
So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
Get the vaccine flop-sweatmug. An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.
So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!
Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!
Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!
by YAWA November 9, 2021
Get the Ankle Grabbermug.