Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 26, 2021
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Eastrocity

That special time of the year when the devout celebrate a mythical atrocity of three-day-old corpse reanimation.
WTF! Which version of the Eastrocity should I believe? Each gospel is different?
by YAWA March 09, 2019
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Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
by YAWA April 26, 2020
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Fat Shame

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised fork-in-mouth driven condition.
You know, ya probably shouldn't be eatin' a whole fuckin box of donuts...
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!
by YAWA July 27, 2020
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pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.
Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 13, 2023
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Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
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Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
by YAWA July 23, 2020
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