YAWA's definitions

striving to do poorly

A dysfunctional operating principle that degrades thinking, distorts reality and is responsible for initiating a self-destruction sequence for many influential, technology-based companies where profit is commonly valued over moral welfare and data aggregation proceeds at the expense of social responsibility.

The Facebook just sold all of my personal data to Instagram and they turned around and dumped it on Reddit! I trusted ALL those bastards and they're striving to do poorly...next up, WikiLeaks

by YAWA December 7, 2018

twitterrhagia

The social media equivalent of verbal diarrhea; consisting of grossly abnormal, uncontrolled, prolific and mindless Twitter discharge.

With all of the twitterrhagia spewing out of his hole, it's too bad we can't flush his face.

by YAWA October 25, 2017

stankify

The process of intentionally befouling a wholesome, clean or otherwise untainted object.

I got a job at the movie theater just so I could stankify the popcorn; it's more than just a little salty now...

by YAWA December 26, 2017

libidoo

Stalled, under-developed or severely weakened sexual drive in an otherwise healthy, seemingly well-adjusted individual.

>I don't know what's wrong with me; I just have no interest in that kinda thing any more.
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!

by YAWA August 20, 2019

Robo Bullshit

The scourge of current telemarketing abuse methods that plague cell phone users world-wide.

Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.

by YAWA July 11, 2019

Corona Bully

The psychologically destructive act of spreading mis or dis-information regarding an individuals COVID test results.

Hey, did you hear Sarah tested COVID Positive...the dirty bitch.
Don't be a Corona Bully...you know damn well that she's negative; YOU just wanna hook up with her boyfriend...who's the Corona Bully now, bitch?

by YAWA July 12, 2020

grunt 'em up!

The process by which wild pigs, hogs or other feral swine are audibly petitioned in an attempt to lure them into a high-probability kill zone.

Ok, them hogs have been devistatin' our crops; grab yer guns, it's time to grunt 'em up! Tonite we reclaim our territory..fuck them hogs!!!

by YAWA September 17, 2019