Boxed

The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.

Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.

by YAWA February 02, 2022

COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.

WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.

by YAWA September 08, 2020

truth anti-social

The fucked-up, incredibly corrupt and already convicted social media mouthpiece, third rate excuse,

and utterly failed ideologic America for presidential candidacy.

Let's get up with the whole truth anti-social and get this POS out of office.

by YAWA June 08, 2023

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 07, 2020

Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

by YAWA November 13, 2022

Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.

Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.

by YAWA February 19, 2018

Kremlame

Quite the opposite of what's been historically assigned to the Russian Army as an effective, high-tech and world-class fighting force.

Ok. Ukraine? Beating back Russia? Against impossible odds?

Yeah. Systematic corruption has transformed the Kremlin into the Kremlame; it's as simple as that, really.

by YAWA April 10, 2022