Definitions by YAWA
Antivote
The process of casting a ballot of support for one particular candidate as an overt act of opposition to the election of another, less desirable contender.
I'm fully prepared to Antivote in the 2020 presidential election; I would support just about anyone on the fuckin' planet, or even NOT on the planet, as long as it isn't Trump. I would however, support his return to reality TV where he can be a self-proclaimed genius and not fuck up any world except his own.
Hydroxychloroquain't
In deference to the anecdotally proclaimed "highly effective, miracle" medical treatment that turned out to be more likely to cause death by cardiac arrhythmia than to cure COVID-19.
Maybe a fat, failed business fuck isn't the best person to be providing medical recommendations during a pandemic.
Need proof? How about that Hydroxychloroquain't?!
Need proof? How about that Hydroxychloroquain't?!
Hydroxychloroquain't by YAWA April 25, 2020
Twitterquake
Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.
Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.
Twitterquake by YAWA April 25, 2020
slop du jour
As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.
slop du jour by YAWA April 22, 2020
Pandemic Prophet
In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
Pandemic Prophet by YAWA April 19, 2020
Virus Don't Care
The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.
It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
Guess what? Virus Don't Care...
Virus Don't Care by YAWA April 18, 2020
Fox News Presidency
An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
Fox News Presidency by YAWA April 17, 2020