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Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.
So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
by YAWA August 4, 2019
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Corona Cones

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.
Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.
by YAWA April 5, 2020
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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...
Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
by YAWA March 13, 2019
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antigenic escape

With respect to SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of genetic viral mutation target(s) unrecognized by vaccine generated antibodies.
I'M SO HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE COVID VACCINE!! I'M IMMUNE!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOCIAL DISTANCE ANYMORE!
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.
by YAWA February 16, 2021
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Apocalyptifail

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.
How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
by YAWA May 1, 2015
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Bioterrorism

The horrific global implications of an intentionally designed biologic weapon of mass destruction, real or imaginary.
So, we need to assure re-election. Anyone up for some Bioterrorism?
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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