COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.

Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21

by YAWA February 07, 2021

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striving to do poorly

A dysfunctional operating principle that degrades thinking, distorts reality and is responsible for initiating a self-destruction sequence for many influential, technology-based companies where profit is commonly valued over moral welfare and data aggregation proceeds at the expense of social responsibility.

The Facebook just sold all of my personal data to Instagram and they turned around and dumped it on Reddit! I trusted ALL those bastards and they're striving to do poorly...next up, WikiLeaks

by YAWA December 08, 2018

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Intentional Exposure

The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.

That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.

by YAWA July 26, 2020

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birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

by YAWA February 01, 2020

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Botox ambush

A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.

Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!

by YAWA July 05, 2019

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