thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 01, 2018

craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.

Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.

by YAWA February 02, 2018

three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

SHUT'YER MUSH

A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.

Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH

by YAWA May 03, 2018

Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

by YAWA May 14, 2019

Pudendal Sag

The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.

Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.

by YAWA October 20, 2022

overtourism

The detrimental psychologic or physical impact sustained by specific, destination-driven travel objectives.

Well, seems like the Amsterdam red-light district sex workers have unionized in protest against overwork; the effects of overtourism have caused them excessive back, groin, oral and pelvic pain to the point of disrepair. One whore was even heard to cry out...'go back to your wives, or whatever!'

by YAWA March 30, 2019