metal on mucosa

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
by YAWA February 15, 2019
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mass-wormicide

The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.
Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!
by YAWA September 25, 2017
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Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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stankify

The process of intentionally befouling a wholesome, clean or otherwise untainted object.
I got a job at the movie theater just so I could stankify the popcorn; it's more than just a little salty now...
by YAWA December 26, 2017
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Robo Bullshit

The scourge of current telemarketing abuse methods that plague cell phone users world-wide.
Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.
by YAWA July 11, 2019
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libidoo

Stalled, under-developed or severely weakened sexual drive in an otherwise healthy, seemingly well-adjusted individual.
>I don't know what's wrong with me; I just have no interest in that kinda thing any more.
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!
by YAWA August 20, 2019
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