YAWA's definitions
The unfortunate airspace that exists between the asshole and the toilet bowl--the water containing filth insulator; exposure opportunity responsible for creating bystander entrapment, near-asphyxiating Rest Room Haz-Mat emergency conditions.
Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
by YAWA November 14, 2019
Get the Stank Gapmug. Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
by YAWA July 23, 2021
Get the Cosmic Penismug. The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.
by YAWA May 19, 2022
Get the Broken Brainmug. I'm studying blackture this semester...it's important to know what's real about that interesting culture.
by YAWA February 4, 2018
Get the blackturemug. A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.
Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.
by YAWA September 14, 2020
Get the Grind Through the Miserymug. The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.
So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
by YAWA December 12, 2020
Get the Buy the fuckin' shoesmug. An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
by YAWA June 2, 2018
Get the asparagaspmug.