Buy the fuckin' shoes

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.
So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
by YAWA December 13, 2020
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Grind Through the Misery

A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.
Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.
by YAWA September 14, 2020
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the biggest lie

The strategically orchestrated falsehood perpetrated on a democratic society by its own elected officials; resulting in the normalization and acceptance of tremendously anti-American language, thoughts and deeds, unrepairable for many future generations.
The Contention: The outcome of the 2020 election series, but ONLY the results of the presidential race, were fraudulent, illegal and resulted in the inauguration of an illegitimate executive branch leader.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.
by YAWA January 30, 2021
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pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 21, 2020
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Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
by YAWA February 16, 2022
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Boom-Boom Room

That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...
Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.
by YAWA June 20, 2019
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Unprovoked Denial

The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
by YAWA April 04, 2019
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