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Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.
by YAWA May 30, 2019
Get the Big-Box Religion mug.By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
Get the sitting on a stick mug.The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.
Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.
by YAWA September 9, 2023
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by YAWA December 15, 2021
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Through my exposure to street epistemology, it became evident to me that faith--as a foundation for sustaining religious belief--is unreliable. How could divergently opposing religious systems expect to use faith as a method of conveying revealed Truth, yet come to mutually incompatible conclusions? Answer: they can not.
by YAWA September 2, 2017
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I feel so unclean. Yesterday's burritos, poor planning, a gas-station restroom and a rectal gulp. Next time, I'll just shit in the parking lot.
by YAWA August 8, 2018
Get the Rectal gulp mug.Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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