YAWA's definitions

ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.

I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.

by YAWA January 28, 2021

stink spot

The magical blend of sexual juices, deposited as a wonderful bed-sheet memory.

YOU WASHED THE SHEETS?! WTF!!! That was the BEST stink spot! Gone forever!!!!

by YAWA May 27, 2021

Censure Society

Light-years beyond the current Cancel Culture movement, extending thousands of years back into early human history when ONLY the victorious and most powerful dictated what 'reality and truth' would be brought forward through time.

Throughout time, Censure Society has defined what we collectively accept as historic reality. Just remember: The victorious dictate THEIR interpretation in deference to many other possibilities...timing is EVERYTHING.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.

Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

Amazentment

The evolving consumer resentment toward massive, faceless, human-rights-indifferent corporations that seemingly infiltrate and attempt to influence every facet of our collective existence.

I'm developing some serious Amazentment when I can't even THINK about something and NOT have that shit ad-pushed to me in my very next web search. How can they possibly know these things?

by YAWA February 20, 2020

Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

by YAWA August 11, 2016