Definitions by YAWA

easter paper dispenser 

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

easter paper dispenser by YAWA April 20, 2021

genomic surveillance 

The scientific process by which the specific genetic coding of infectious agents are systematically evaluated in order to determine shifts in regional infectivity, percentage of disease relative to similar variants and identification novel gene sequences capable of antibody generated vaccine escape as targets for booster immunization.

Are you at all concerned about COVID variants causing a resurgent pandemic?
Are you kidding me? Ain't no virus causin' people sickness. I ain't skeert, no way.
What about genomic surveillance to help identify and track disease transmission?
They can do whatever they want with their own garden gnomes; leave mine out of it!
I see. Thank you very much for the interview Senator.

genomic surveillance by YAWA April 20, 2021

in the bottle 

Inebriation caused by the intoxicating effects of ethanol ingestion.

Whazza matter with James? He just fell down the fucking stairs.

Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!

in the bottle by YAWA March 29, 2021

Dumbness Abounds 

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

Dumbness Abounds by YAWA March 25, 2021

Shittin' Britches 

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

Shittin' Britches by YAWA March 22, 2021

temporal irrelevancy 

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

temporal irrelevancy by YAWA March 17, 2021

unburn the house 

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.

WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.

unburn the house by YAWA March 2, 2021