Definitions by YAWA
toxic binary system
The pinnacle of codependency.
After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
toxic binary system by YAWA September 5, 2022
next ball impossible
The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
next ball impossible by YAWA September 5, 2022
between his thighs
In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.
Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
between his thighs by YAWA August 26, 2022
milk jug prayer
The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
milk jug prayer by YAWA July 21, 2022
christofascist bullshit
The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
christofascist bullshit by YAWA July 17, 2022
supreme court justice mendacity
The unfortunate condition that, during Supreme Court confirmation, both causes nominees to completely misrepresent their position on key political issues and allows nieve congressional law makers to accept those prevarications on face value, thus rendering the court incapable of representing the constituency on which it is ostensibly derived.
Kavanaugh, Barrett, et al seem to have misrepresented their position on Roe v Wade.
REALLY?! No shit. How you feelin’ about some Supreme Court justice mendacity? Next they’ll be looking at disarming America for its own good.
REALLY?! No shit. How you feelin’ about some Supreme Court justice mendacity? Next they’ll be looking at disarming America for its own good.
supreme court justice mendacity by YAWA June 25, 2022