Definitions by YAWA

Intentional Exposure 

The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.

That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.

Intentional Exposure by YAWA July 26, 2020

Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

Fat Shame 

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised fork-in-mouth driven condition.

You know, ya probably shouldn't be eatin' a whole fuckin box of donuts...
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!

Fat Shame by YAWA July 26, 2020

Bioterrorism 

The horrific global implications of an intentionally designed biologic weapon of mass destruction, real or imaginary.

So, we need to assure re-election. Anyone up for some Bioterrorism?

Bioterrorism by YAWA July 26, 2020

Hugely Problematic 

A frequent and unsustainable departure from what has traditionally been considered to be the absolute minimally acceptable behavior from the Executive branch.

Lies, mis-direction and fascist behavior are generally unacceptable; in the context of election preservation they're Hugely Problematic and must be resisted AT ALL COSTS...

Hugely Problematic by YAWA July 26, 2020

She's a keeper 

Any female with a morally casual attitude toward sexual interaction and that tends to be repeatedly used as a fuck-toy rather than a cherished asset.

Oh, dude! Did she meet you in the parking lot!?
Sure did...
Did she put out?
Hell yes!
Well then, She's a keeper!

She's a keeper by YAWA July 24, 2020

Wine Crotch 

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

Wine Crotch by YAWA July 22, 2020