tax

legalized theft created by and used by the government. mostly used to pay for a bullshit war in iraq or to give money to lazy pieces of shit who refuse to work (see welfare)

fuck taxes.

by Xizor July 07, 2008

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lime

it's a fucking fruit you jackasses!

If I heard anyone say "lime" instead of "hang out" i would probably punch them in the face

by Xizor February 28, 2008

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July 5th

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(

by Xizor July 06, 2008

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woodwinds

a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).

Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.

by Xizor December 25, 2007

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Fried Chicken

Ok, first of all, I don't see why everyone says that fried chicken is a "black people" food... cuz i'm white and I love that shit.

Fried chicken is good ass chicken that has been deep fried in fat or grease. If you're a Yankee, you might call it "Southern Fried Chicken. "It's probably the best food ever.

I love fried chicken more than black people.

by Xizor June 29, 2008

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