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Engineering things out of thin air. A conjunction between the words imaginary and engineering. Basically used to describe how people first say that something will be made or done, then actually get down to doing it.
A classic example of imagineering in action is how America is "dealing" with its financial crisis by just making more money without logically thinking about all of the consequences that will follow. Tsk tsk America, you be fuckin up.
by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
Get the Imagineering mug.When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Get the Partying Like It's 19million B.C mug.When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.
Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.
by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010
Get the Ghost Fart of Death mug.Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.
If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.
by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010
Get the Legit Virgin mug.Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
Get the Tweeker Logic mug.A more sexual version of a sleepover. Basically people show up in their PJ's, get stoned, and then procede to have all kinds of sexual experiences with the other guests, leading to a large orgy involving the host, all of the guests.
Guy1: Dude, Stacy's having a pajama jama jam, you going? Guy 2: Hell yeah!!!! No way I'm missing that!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 9, 2010
Get the Pajama Jama Jam mug.A holiday that was originally meant to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ ,even though nobody really knows when he was born. Fortunately for kids, nobody really gives a shit about that part. In modern days, its all about adults bitching about much money they have to spend on their kids only to have the ungrateful little bastards bitch and moan about how they didn't get everything they wanted. Also a day that somehow went from celebrating the birth of Christ to a day celebrating a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into peoples houses and leaves presents under a tree that for some reason is indoors decorated with all kinds of cheap crap. Talk about selling out. Jesus would not be happy :(
Christmas is by far the greatest marketing scheme of all time. The commercials usually start mid November, completely ignoring Thanksgiving, and thanks to all the propoganda, it insures that all the stores can raise their prices only to say that it's a super limited Christmas "bargain." All in all, Christmas is a great holiday, so fuck it, Merry Friggin Christmas to all and to all a good night. Just remember that National Hangover Day is right around the corner
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
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