dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.
by Xavier August 30, 2004
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hammer pants

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"
by Xavier January 30, 2004
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cp

Stands for College Program.
Someone working for Disney that's not a full-time/part-time cast member.
"Are you a CP? I did that once."
by xavier February 06, 2005
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cocopuffs

Monique finally let me get dem cocopuffs last night.
by Xavier May 11, 2003
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The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE
Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.
by xavier October 26, 2020
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tallywacker

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."
by xavier February 06, 2005
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strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.
"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"
by Xavier November 22, 2003
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