When you think you finally found the perfect bitch, but she shits in your bed, ruins your acting career, and takes half your assets.
Gaylord: yo my bitch is acting up. She said I was hittin her and some shit when she asked me to
Therapist: I diagnose you with Deppression
Therapist: I diagnose you with Deppression
by Wumbologist. December 18, 2021
A proud owner of a Honda Civic or similar vehicle that regularly drives in excess of 50 mph over the posted limit.
by Wumbologist. February 03, 2020
A transgression far worse than the Original Sin which is believed to be entirely impossible. If one manages to Out Pizza the Hut, it is theorized that a singularity capable of rupturing the space time continuum will be created. This will surely be the end of known existence.
Todd: Hey Fred, me and my friends were going to get together tonight to try to Out Pizza the Hut. Want to join us?
Fred: No
Fred: No
by Wumbologist. February 03, 2020
The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.
by Wumbologist. February 08, 2020