Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

rect

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

3D

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

by Wu Dark April 05, 2004

senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004