Wu Dark's definitions

lean

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis

That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

monica lewinsky

Also known as "Lewinsky"

1. Anyone thoroughly educated in human oral hygene

2. An industrial suction cup (sucking something with a lot of power) ... 'cos like, Clinton had a lot of powe... nevermind

Oh man, I'm still raw - she gave me a proper Lewinsky ...

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

3D

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004