Definitions by World of Wordcraft

"The" Challenge

It's a challenge where you must not say, write or type the word "the" for a day. You can, however, use other words related to "the" such as "this" and "these", "that" and "those".

Me: Good morning! I'm going to start "The" Challenge today!

Wait.

I just said "the".

I lost.

"The" Challenge by World of Wordcraft November 30, 2016

"The" Challenge

This is a challenge where you must not say, write or type the word "the" for a day. You can use other words related to "the" such as "this" and "that", "these" and "those".

Alright I'm gonna start "The" Challenge.

I just said "the". I lost.

"The" Challenge by World of Wordcraft November 30, 2016

look at this thing

It's a new meme. Here's how it works:
1) Point at something and say “look at this thing”
2) Something unexpected happens

Matt: Look at this thing *points at sky*
*starts raining*

John: Look at this thing *points at wall*
*wall explodes*

Guy: Look at this thing *points at video*
Guy in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video*
Guy in video in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video in video*

look at this thing by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

black is the new blue 

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...

Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue

black is the new blue by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016

Hasbro 

A former bro who is not your bro now.

John was once my bro but then we stopped hanging out so he's my hasbro now.

Hasbro by World of Wordcraft November 3, 2016

Procrapination 

Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.

Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!

Procrapination by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016

One in seven billion 

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

One in seven billion by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016