Twunt

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.

"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

wankstain

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

one for Ron

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one. As seen in the Mike Leigh film 'Meantime' (1983).

"I'll have one for now, and one for Ron...later Ron".(Later on)

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Eight

An alternative way of saying something is "ace", popularized by the Viz comic character "Eight Ace".

"That film was fuckin' eight!"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

tunky

Welsh slang for shit, originated by the Welsh television presenter Nigel Buckland.

"Tunky's not a proper word"
"Yes it is. It means shit"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003