table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021

Roll Up Rack

Tits that need to be rolled up to fit into a bra

Long floppy saggy titties

Her tits look weird in that bra. I think she has a roll up rack

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

RADIANT

Rainless Abhorrent Deflated Inadequate Airless Nasty Tits

Babe your tits are so RADIANT

by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Cornets

Tits like ice cream cornets

Pointy, long, thin

She has tits like 2 cornets

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

Ossicone Orbs

Breasts that resemble upside down giraffes ossicones (horns/antlers) you know someone like this

2 useless lumps of gristle dangling from their clavicle

Those bristols look like upside down ossicone orbs

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Pyramid Pair

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self

Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020