Working Class Hero 's definitions

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Paps

Medium sized tits that have the texture of an old fashioned car horn. All that's missing is the honking sound. Be great it they did make a honker honker sound when squeezed

Nice set of paps

by Working Class Hero December 2, 2020

red rub

When you give a massage to her when she is on her period and use her period blood as the massage oil

Fancy a red rub tonight?

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Cheese Triangles

Small triangular shaped squashy breasts 🔺️ 🔺️

Your boobs remind me of dairylea cheese triangles

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Stay Pufts

Huge squashy floppy marshmallow boobies

I love sleeping on your stay pufts

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Clavicle

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020