slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Agathokakological

When something is both good and bad at the same time. Like a woman with a perfect arse but the most hideous tits
She is agathokakological
by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
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S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits
Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T
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Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows
They are so soft, like flumps
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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