Wordman's definitions

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

man goo

Noun: ejaculate.

Sometimes the dishwasher smells like man goo.

by wordman April 14, 2003

oonik

A raging douchebag who types using too many enters.

Oh man, that kid is a oonik.

by WordMan April 24, 2005

scrape

Fuck somebody up. Beat the shit outta someone. Jump somebody.

My cuzins gonna come down nare and scrape you.

by Wordman August 29, 2003

hoping the dog

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.

I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.

by wordman July 15, 2005

bad news bears

Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.

My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.

by wordman April 14, 2003

foot the bill

meaning to have to pay the entire amount of the expenses for the meal,trip,entertainment, etc.

I took my travel group to the amusement park and I had to foot the whole bill.

by wordman August 28, 2005