swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
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WOAT

WOAT

Winner Of All Time

Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time

Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 04, 2013
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Woat

WOAT

Winner Of All Time

Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time

Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks

or tails it still sucks."

~:Ping:~ Ting Ting

En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 04, 2013
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Skullet

Slullet

Skull-et

1. Originally an ancient Asian hairstyle to accentuate the size of the head(an Asian symbol of wisdom.)

2. Charles Manson modernized the skullet when he was convicted of the murders of of Sharon Tate, Leno Tate, and Rosemary LaBianca through the joint-responsibility rule.
Q: Zangzi, why do you look so wise?

A: It's the Skullet dude, now go kill some Hollywood crime lords who're striping all your civil liberties.
by WordRepoMan June 10, 2013
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Whiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan February 28, 2013
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Whisky Dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan November 13, 2012
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fuckboy

A term used by faggots to insult one another. Anyone who says it is a pedophile faggot, simple as that.
A.) some faggot on rapgenius just called me a fuckboy.

B.) probably some pedophile alter boy.
by WordRepoMan June 17, 2013
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