blimey
Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison
1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.
2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison
1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.
2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?
2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
Slullet
Skull-et
1. Originally an ancient Asian hairstyle to accentuate the size of the head(an Asian symbol of wisdom.)
2. Charles Manson modernized the skullet when he was convicted of the murders of of Sharon Tate, Leno Tate, and Rosemary LaBianca through the joint-responsibility rule.
Skull-et
1. Originally an ancient Asian hairstyle to accentuate the size of the head(an Asian symbol of wisdom.)
2. Charles Manson modernized the skullet when he was convicted of the murders of of Sharon Tate, Leno Tate, and Rosemary LaBianca through the joint-responsibility rule.
Q: Zangzi, why do you look so wise?
A: It's the Skullet dude, now go kill some Hollywood crime lords who're striping all your civil liberties.
A: It's the Skullet dude, now go kill some Hollywood crime lords who're striping all your civil liberties.
by WordRepoMan June 10, 2013
WOAT
Winner Of All Time
Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time
Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Winner Of All Time
Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time
Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 04, 2013
WOAT
Winner Of All Time
Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time
Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Winner Of All Time
Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time
Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 04, 2013
by WordRepoMan April 05, 2013
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013